Well maybe we can jog Prissy's memory.....
Did you:
*Empty the cat Empty the cat? you mean the litter box?
*Take out the litter-box That isn't it. He doesn't let me near the kitty litter
*Not replace the spoiled milk He drinks it too fast for there to be spoiled milk.
*wait 6000 miles to get your oil changed I don't Drive, much, and haven't driven recently
*leave Master's car radio set to Bass +6 (but didn't adjust the midrange or treble) Since I don't drive, much, I don't change the radio's settings.
*wear cotton underwear recently I am not allowed to wear panties, and I don't. Bra's are always made of the same material, and he has never objected to a bra.
*buy closed-toe shoes I don't own any open toed shoes, and he has no problems with that.
*forget to fold the laundry AirForce style I wash laundry, but he doesn't make me fold it. He deals with the folding, for some strange reason.
*quit your job Nope, I refuse to quit a job without having one lined up, and he is currently helping me find a new one.
*leave dirty dishes in the sink we eat off of throw away plates, so there are no dishes to be washed.
*stay out past your curfew Master doesn't have a curfew for me.
*forget to clean your butt-plug Sadly, master has not purchased a butt plug for me, I wish he would.
*refer to yourself in the first person Huh? he doesn't care how I talk.
*not give Master his two daily blowjobs He doesn't expect that of me yet. You see, even though we are together, due to laws, it would be illegal for us to participate in any kind of sexual activity. So for me it is still chores, and bondage, no sex.
*tell your Master Herzeleid was a much more cohesive album than Sehnsucht Never heard of either of those
*leave a half-full Mountain Dew can on the coffee table I am not allowed to drink pop since the day I disobeyed his eating rule in his car, the last time I was allowed to drive his car.
*joke that your safe-word should be 'Ouch' I had never thought about that before. I won't do that either, because Master would kill me for that.
*have an affair with somebody at work Master is the only one for me. I have never looked at another man or woman since we met.
*remark that guy-on-guy porn is "totally hot" See above comment
*buy a Coldplay CD A what? Master buys all our music.
*even after you got slapped in the face you still asked "what the sound of one hand clapping" is Was that being sarcastic, or serious?
*started smoking menthols I don't smoke, and I am never going to smoke.
*spilled bong water Bong???
*left an 11% tip I don't tip people. Unless I get Matches.
*convert to Wicca no idea what wicca is, unfortunately.
*forget to pay the power bill He doesn't allow me to pay bills.
Anything ring a bell?
