Smallest and I got asked by one of her friends to come to a fetish show, And this is the Dress Code. I sent them an email saying that my pet will be dressed up, and on a collar/chain, but I don't have any fetish clothing or much money to buy it. They replied, suggesting that I get bodypainted, or wear electrical tape over my nipples. That, of course, if you know smallest and I, will not do. I don't want to dress up as a msub and look like a fool at a show, but I also want to get in. I'm worried about the dress code, because besides smallest I don't have much fetishy to wear. We're mostly into rope/chain bondage, but I don't want to be covered in ropes and look like I want to get tied. I don't think they'll pass me just for walking my pet on a chain, can anyone suggest something to wear? I don't have money for expensive fetish gear, and covering everything in electrical tape feels too trashy. I'd wear something semi-formal, but again I don't think they'd consider it a coherent ensemble (well dressed man and his pet) and I don't want to ruin anything nice at a club. I had been thinking of wearing new black jeans and a black shirt, but they won't let those. I had also been considering wearing a dress shirt that I have with epaulettes, and making a lanyard out of the same bright chain that smallest's leash is made of, but I'm not sure if that means something in the fetish community and I don't want to give off the wrong ideas. I have lots of chain and rope and electrical tape, but nothing leather (besides my work boots), and no money to purchase any. What would you suggest I wear?