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Picture, if you will, that your favorite series of erotic books is made into a cable show. Imagine that you can cast any actors you'd like (at any age) into any roles. Imagine then, that the actresses from that show appear on an interview show to discuss their experiences filming your BDSM based weekly series. Here, is the unedited transcript of that interview.
Enjoy!
Inside The Realm of Janos TV Series Fantasy- Andre' SanThomas
Unedited Transcript. Realm of Janos Female Cast
Air Date 2/12/12
HOST: Welcome to Inside. Today we are lucky enough to have the ladies from the cast of the new number one paid cable show, Realm of Janos in our studios. Welcome, one and all. Let me take a moment to introduce all of you to our audience, not that any of you really need an introduction.
First, we have Natalie who plays Ielle. Natalie is an academy award winning actress who has taken on this sexy drama on cable.
Next to her is Alyssa, a veteran of sitcoms and cable dramas since she was a child, now as a woman she’s playing the classic mean girl, Mayia.
Ali has had a number of smaller parts but has become a huge break out star in her role as Ovia. Ladies, again, welcome.
(applause)
HOST: Let’s begin, shall we? Let’s start with you, Natalie. What made you decide to try something on cable? You’re an academy award winning actress, you can probably pick anything you want to do, right?
NATALIE/IELLE: Yes, actually, I can pick anything I want, but I really wanted this.
HOST: How did that come about?
NATALIE/IELLE: Well, my agent says, I've got this great script for you, so I sit down to read it, I'm propped up in bed eating some ice cream, that's my little guilty pleasure, you know? I’m wearing my nightgown, a little baby doll number with some thong panties.
(audience oooohs, Natalie laughs and winks at guys in the audience).
Anyway, here I am, sitting in bed reading and at first I thought it said that I had to actually fuck the whole FUCKING village. And if that's not bad enough, it is like, you know, right in the first two pages of the script. I nearly choked and died on my ice cream right there. I was sputtering and spitting it out. I don't think those sheets are ever going to be the same again!
But then, you know, I was reading the whole thing, after the CPR and all that, and I thought, man, this is one cool script. How many women get a chance to show this kind of side of themselves? I mean, you know, the men own them and all, but look at these girls. They're all, like, really cool in their own ways, and well, let's face it, those guys are just hot. What woman doesn't want to be ravished now and then, right? I get ravished every week and get paid for it too!"
HOST: So you didn’t care that it was cable and not the big screen?
NATALIE/IELLE: Nope, not at all.
ALYSSA/MAYIA: You know, there were all these restrictions, ‘cause even though we’re on cable there are still all these caveats ‘cause they were like “we don't want to be in the porn business,†so there's no, you know, male junk, which seems unfair, it's all R-rated movie stuff but it's still something.
NATALIE/IELLE: And I was able to use my body double for a lot of the scenes, but there were more shots than I originally expected where, you know, I would have to be naked and I was kinda iffy about that, but the director and producers were really keen to work with me with those issues and it all kinda worked out. So yeah, some of those scenes where I'm naked are really me, so... eyes peeled, perverts!
HOST: So, whenever we have guests on that have a steamy sex scene or two, we always have questions from our students on how that works. And your show is a LOT of sex scenes. What can you tell us about this?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Well, they look better on camera than they do when you’re making them usually. Right?
ALI/OVIA: Oh yeah. So many times when you’re filming you’re kinda self-conscious and usually the girl’s on top so you’re thinking, “I sure hope my ass looks goodâ€. But our co-stars are some damn fine men. Damn fine, and in a few minutes I’m usually just able to be Ovia and lose myself in the scene.
ALYSSA/MAYIA: And our ass is usually on display too. In the pilot, we were under a lot of furs. They weren’t sure how far they wanted to push things, you know. So we're under these fake furs pretending to have just this wild sex and it got so hot and itchy and sweaty we finally asked if we could just get on top! Then once we did the director and producers were like DAMN, we gotta go for it.
NATALIE/IELLE: There's no feeling quite like watching your body double pretend to perform oral sex while you're on the sidelines providing your dialogue.
ALI/OVIA: The scene where the men drink tea off my chest took forever. I can't stretch like that, I was wobbling the whole time and I wound up accidentally getting this fake tea all over their pants! Wardrobe had to come out there with a blow dryer and fix them up before we could go on.
I mean, there you are, ninety-nine percent topless in this little wisp of material and just wearing a little thong, stretched into a backbend, three guys resting cups on you, picking them up, talking, putting them down, muscles straining so you don’t spill- again. Trying to keep a good expression on your face and be in character, it definitely isn’t easy. And that’s not a scene where I even had any lines!
HOST: Realm of Janos is the number one rated show on pay cable. What do you think accounts for that?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: I think it’s the action. The whole show just has a lot going on and a lot of depth.
ALI/OVIA: (laughs) Right. That’s it.
NATALIE/IELLE: Other shows you wait half a season for anything interesting to happen, and in this I'm naked before the opening credits start. Then ten minutes in I'm getting fucked silly in front of the whole village, so, you know, we hit the ground running!
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Ok, ok, it is the sex, but it is more than that. There’s a story and a plot too so that keeps people engaged from week to week.
NATALIE/IELLE: Everyone's making a big deal about the beautiful women in the show but c'mon, the men are HOT! Am I right? That has to be some of the draw too, don’t you think?
(applause)
HOST: So what are some of the challenges of doing a show like this?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Well, obviously even on cable we couldn't be as naked as often as it is in the books, so all of us girls get these amazing costumes, but we’re outta them quick, trust me! Thank god we shoot in a warm country!
ALI/OVIA: They try to keep the heat up on the sound stage when we’re doing the interior shots too. But man, that creek sure does get icy. We’ve all had scenes with waterfalls and creeks and ponds and stuff.
NATALIE/IELLE: Yeah, our writers seem to love those. My first one, oh god! I'm in this little pond and even though it is hot as hell outside, the water is downright icy. My nipples are on high beam, you know? I’m bare assed naked because even though they’re not going to get a full frontal shot, they’re going to cheat it pretty close so I can’t have anything on. And they're all “wash sexily.†Uh, I dunno what that means. So I started doing a little wriggle and made a face and the director called cut, approached me and asked “um, do you need to pee?â€
(audience laughs)
HOST: There’s the famous line about not working with children or animals. There are no children on your set but we do see a number of Janosean animals. How does that work?
ALI/OVIA: Those mareshi, man, that's a challenge. They have us up on yaks then they do all this special effects stuff in post production to make them move more like horses. Damn those things STINK!
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Natalie, you have to tell the story. Come on!
NATALIE/IELLE: Ok, ok, so, ya know, there are animals all over the place, you really have to watch where you step sometimes. Then this one time... stop laughing, Ali! This one time I was bent over, bare assed naked, of course, under that little skirt we wear. With just a tiny nude thong, when we wear anything, and then I was expecting to hear my cue and instead, I got this huge tongue right up my crack! Turns out that yak had a bit of thing for me!"
(audience laughs)
Look, it... their tongue is so hot and wet and flat and gross, I mean-- the only way I can explain it is it felt like I was brushing against a large wet wallet. Like if you went swimming with it and left it to dry on the beach, and then you sat on it without knowing. Wet suede. Yeah, that’s it.
And really, I can’t say enough about the smell of those things. In the pilot, we’re filming one of the scenes. So I'm naked in a field surrounded by a film crew and actors and there's yaks. Smelly yaks who can't NOT poop or fart, and the director tells me to just have uncontrollable lust for my co-star, and I think okay, I got an Oscar and I don't think I'm able to do this, ‘cause all I can smell is yak shit. Now THAT’S the acting I should have gotten an Oscar for!
(audience laughs)
***Continued***
Picture, if you will, that your favorite series of erotic books is made into a cable show. Imagine that you can cast any actors you'd like (at any age) into any roles. Imagine then, that the actresses from that show appear on an interview show to discuss their experiences filming your BDSM based weekly series. Here, is the unedited transcript of that interview.
Enjoy!
Inside The Realm of Janos TV Series Fantasy- Andre' SanThomas
Unedited Transcript. Realm of Janos Female Cast
Air Date 2/12/12
HOST: Welcome to Inside. Today we are lucky enough to have the ladies from the cast of the new number one paid cable show, Realm of Janos in our studios. Welcome, one and all. Let me take a moment to introduce all of you to our audience, not that any of you really need an introduction.
First, we have Natalie who plays Ielle. Natalie is an academy award winning actress who has taken on this sexy drama on cable.
Next to her is Alyssa, a veteran of sitcoms and cable dramas since she was a child, now as a woman she’s playing the classic mean girl, Mayia.
Ali has had a number of smaller parts but has become a huge break out star in her role as Ovia. Ladies, again, welcome.
(applause)
HOST: Let’s begin, shall we? Let’s start with you, Natalie. What made you decide to try something on cable? You’re an academy award winning actress, you can probably pick anything you want to do, right?
NATALIE/IELLE: Yes, actually, I can pick anything I want, but I really wanted this.
HOST: How did that come about?
NATALIE/IELLE: Well, my agent says, I've got this great script for you, so I sit down to read it, I'm propped up in bed eating some ice cream, that's my little guilty pleasure, you know? I’m wearing my nightgown, a little baby doll number with some thong panties.
(audience oooohs, Natalie laughs and winks at guys in the audience).
Anyway, here I am, sitting in bed reading and at first I thought it said that I had to actually fuck the whole FUCKING village. And if that's not bad enough, it is like, you know, right in the first two pages of the script. I nearly choked and died on my ice cream right there. I was sputtering and spitting it out. I don't think those sheets are ever going to be the same again!
But then, you know, I was reading the whole thing, after the CPR and all that, and I thought, man, this is one cool script. How many women get a chance to show this kind of side of themselves? I mean, you know, the men own them and all, but look at these girls. They're all, like, really cool in their own ways, and well, let's face it, those guys are just hot. What woman doesn't want to be ravished now and then, right? I get ravished every week and get paid for it too!"
HOST: So you didn’t care that it was cable and not the big screen?
NATALIE/IELLE: Nope, not at all.
ALYSSA/MAYIA: You know, there were all these restrictions, ‘cause even though we’re on cable there are still all these caveats ‘cause they were like “we don't want to be in the porn business,†so there's no, you know, male junk, which seems unfair, it's all R-rated movie stuff but it's still something.
NATALIE/IELLE: And I was able to use my body double for a lot of the scenes, but there were more shots than I originally expected where, you know, I would have to be naked and I was kinda iffy about that, but the director and producers were really keen to work with me with those issues and it all kinda worked out. So yeah, some of those scenes where I'm naked are really me, so... eyes peeled, perverts!
HOST: So, whenever we have guests on that have a steamy sex scene or two, we always have questions from our students on how that works. And your show is a LOT of sex scenes. What can you tell us about this?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Well, they look better on camera than they do when you’re making them usually. Right?
ALI/OVIA: Oh yeah. So many times when you’re filming you’re kinda self-conscious and usually the girl’s on top so you’re thinking, “I sure hope my ass looks goodâ€. But our co-stars are some damn fine men. Damn fine, and in a few minutes I’m usually just able to be Ovia and lose myself in the scene.
ALYSSA/MAYIA: And our ass is usually on display too. In the pilot, we were under a lot of furs. They weren’t sure how far they wanted to push things, you know. So we're under these fake furs pretending to have just this wild sex and it got so hot and itchy and sweaty we finally asked if we could just get on top! Then once we did the director and producers were like DAMN, we gotta go for it.
NATALIE/IELLE: There's no feeling quite like watching your body double pretend to perform oral sex while you're on the sidelines providing your dialogue.
ALI/OVIA: The scene where the men drink tea off my chest took forever. I can't stretch like that, I was wobbling the whole time and I wound up accidentally getting this fake tea all over their pants! Wardrobe had to come out there with a blow dryer and fix them up before we could go on.
I mean, there you are, ninety-nine percent topless in this little wisp of material and just wearing a little thong, stretched into a backbend, three guys resting cups on you, picking them up, talking, putting them down, muscles straining so you don’t spill- again. Trying to keep a good expression on your face and be in character, it definitely isn’t easy. And that’s not a scene where I even had any lines!
HOST: Realm of Janos is the number one rated show on pay cable. What do you think accounts for that?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: I think it’s the action. The whole show just has a lot going on and a lot of depth.
ALI/OVIA: (laughs) Right. That’s it.
NATALIE/IELLE: Other shows you wait half a season for anything interesting to happen, and in this I'm naked before the opening credits start. Then ten minutes in I'm getting fucked silly in front of the whole village, so, you know, we hit the ground running!
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Ok, ok, it is the sex, but it is more than that. There’s a story and a plot too so that keeps people engaged from week to week.
NATALIE/IELLE: Everyone's making a big deal about the beautiful women in the show but c'mon, the men are HOT! Am I right? That has to be some of the draw too, don’t you think?
(applause)
HOST: So what are some of the challenges of doing a show like this?
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Well, obviously even on cable we couldn't be as naked as often as it is in the books, so all of us girls get these amazing costumes, but we’re outta them quick, trust me! Thank god we shoot in a warm country!
ALI/OVIA: They try to keep the heat up on the sound stage when we’re doing the interior shots too. But man, that creek sure does get icy. We’ve all had scenes with waterfalls and creeks and ponds and stuff.
NATALIE/IELLE: Yeah, our writers seem to love those. My first one, oh god! I'm in this little pond and even though it is hot as hell outside, the water is downright icy. My nipples are on high beam, you know? I’m bare assed naked because even though they’re not going to get a full frontal shot, they’re going to cheat it pretty close so I can’t have anything on. And they're all “wash sexily.†Uh, I dunno what that means. So I started doing a little wriggle and made a face and the director called cut, approached me and asked “um, do you need to pee?â€
(audience laughs)
HOST: There’s the famous line about not working with children or animals. There are no children on your set but we do see a number of Janosean animals. How does that work?
ALI/OVIA: Those mareshi, man, that's a challenge. They have us up on yaks then they do all this special effects stuff in post production to make them move more like horses. Damn those things STINK!
ALYSSA/MAYIA: Natalie, you have to tell the story. Come on!
NATALIE/IELLE: Ok, ok, so, ya know, there are animals all over the place, you really have to watch where you step sometimes. Then this one time... stop laughing, Ali! This one time I was bent over, bare assed naked, of course, under that little skirt we wear. With just a tiny nude thong, when we wear anything, and then I was expecting to hear my cue and instead, I got this huge tongue right up my crack! Turns out that yak had a bit of thing for me!"
(audience laughs)
Look, it... their tongue is so hot and wet and flat and gross, I mean-- the only way I can explain it is it felt like I was brushing against a large wet wallet. Like if you went swimming with it and left it to dry on the beach, and then you sat on it without knowing. Wet suede. Yeah, that’s it.
And really, I can’t say enough about the smell of those things. In the pilot, we’re filming one of the scenes. So I'm naked in a field surrounded by a film crew and actors and there's yaks. Smelly yaks who can't NOT poop or fart, and the director tells me to just have uncontrollable lust for my co-star, and I think okay, I got an Oscar and I don't think I'm able to do this, ‘cause all I can smell is yak shit. Now THAT’S the acting I should have gotten an Oscar for!
(audience laughs)
***Continued***
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