What does your car say about your sex-life?


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This is supposed to be humorous, feel free to ad your favorite cars.

Jeep Wrangler: You enjoy playing outdoors, appreciate rugged masculine design, and love not wearing your top. You're probably: a Nudist or a gay-bar dancer.

Harley-Davidson: You like black leather, chrome, and complaining that things were "better before all these poseurs showed up". You're probably: The guy at the bar wondering what all these kids are doing here with their latex clothes and no visible handkerchiefs.....

Kawasaki Ninja: You like speed, thrills, and you're likely to disappear if you're left unsupervised for any amount of time. You're probably: Standing up against a glory hole right now.

Mercedes-Benz S-class: You enjoy refinement and showing the world how-much money you can spend on a car. You're probably: Naked in a dungeon paying a 25 year-old blonde $250/hour to tell you how much of a worthless little shit you are.

Honda Accord: It can go from A to B nicely and never gives you any trouble. You like to blend in and disappear when you want to. You're probably: A 25 year-old blonde pro-domme that just wants to finish with the Mercedes-guy and get back home with $500 in your pocket to your normal regular boyfriend and have nice vanilla sex.
 
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Excellent thread!

Not a favourite car by any stretch of the imagination but I thought I'd have a go at trying to be funny... forgive me. :)

Hyundai Accent: A dismal Pacific-Rim import that's cheap to buy, cheap to run and always leaves you wanting more. You're probably: Buying cheap junk from budget basement-run BDSM sites while everyone else around you wears top grade leather and owns toys that don't break or need replacement parts after 2 or 3 months.
 
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Another stab at trying to be controversial.

Ferrari F1-2008:
From the top rung of the motorsport ladder, the absolute pinnacle of technology, fast, formiddable but has had some reliability issues. You're Probably: An absolute sex-God who likes to break the rules every once in a while, who goes like a train all night in the bedroom but has a nervous breakdown for no apparent reason just before reaching climax.
 
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