What does your car say about your sex-life?

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  1. ReallyGreen

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    This is supposed to be humorous, feel free to ad your favorite cars.

    Jeep Wrangler: You enjoy playing outdoors, appreciate rugged masculine design, and love not wearing your top. You're probably: a Nudist or a gay-bar dancer.

    Harley-Davidson: You like black leather, chrome, and complaining that things were "better before all these poseurs showed up". You're probably: The guy at the bar wondering what all these kids are doing here with their latex clothes and no visible handkerchiefs.....

    Kawasaki Ninja: You like speed, thrills, and you're likely to disappear if you're left unsupervised for any amount of time. You're probably: Standing up against a glory hole right now.

    Mercedes-Benz S-class: You enjoy refinement and showing the world how-much money you can spend on a car. You're probably: Naked in a dungeon paying a 25 year-old blonde $250/hour to tell you how much of a worthless little shit you are.

    Honda Accord: It can go from A to B nicely and never gives you any trouble. You like to blend in and disappear when you want to. You're probably: A 25 year-old blonde pro-domme that just wants to finish with the Mercedes-guy and get back home with $500 in your pocket to your normal regular boyfriend and have nice vanilla sex.
     
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  2. Stargazer

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    Excellent thread!

    Not a favourite car by any stretch of the imagination but I thought I'd have a go at trying to be funny... forgive me. :)

    Hyundai Accent: A dismal Pacific-Rim import that's cheap to buy, cheap to run and always leaves you wanting more. You're probably: Buying cheap junk from budget basement-run BDSM sites while everyone else around you wears top grade leather and owns toys that don't break or need replacement parts after 2 or 3 months.
     
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    Another stab at trying to be controversial.

    Ferrari F1-2008:
    From the top rung of the motorsport ladder, the absolute pinnacle of technology, fast, formiddable but has had some reliability issues. You're Probably: An absolute sex-God who likes to break the rules every once in a while, who goes like a train all night in the bedroom but has a nervous breakdown for no apparent reason just before reaching climax.
     
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  4. ReallyGreen

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    LOL - love the ferrari

    I'd shorten the hyundai to You're probably: Buying your BDSM gear at Spencer Gifts and Hot Topic.
     
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  5. master jey

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    i don't love cars i have docati and i love her she is the best
     
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  6. Naughty Neena

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    Id be interested to know what a BMW says -----
     
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  7. master jey

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    BMW says you are dead...
    it's grave on wheels
     
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    Ford F-150: youre tough, reliable, maybe a little rough around the edges, but you get the job done. You may even seem ordinary until someone pops the hood.

    You are probably: Working man by day, sado-thrill seeker by night.
     
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  9. monocrome

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    What does my car say about my sex life?

    That it's very messy maybe? LOL :)
     
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    oooh, feel free to elaborate :D
     
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    I don't know how much I can add to this thread, but my favorite cars are Smartcars and VW Bugs (totally sub cars, now that I think about it! xD)
     
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  12. monocrome

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    actually, in a completely non-sexual way, the appearance and condition of my car says a whole lot about who the d/s me is. the majority of it is a mess and not well taken care of, while little projects and such that i have going on for other people are very well organized in their own little bags etc. (i am reallly just an extremely fetishy girl friday without a permanent person to assist or to help me control my personal life). i get around to doing the things i need to do with the car, but only with instruction or when they REALLY need to be done (have hit critical mess... i mean, mass... no... i mean mess -__- )

    what i honestly meant about messy (tho yes, i have no problem getting messy/sticky sex happy :p ) was that my love-life seems to be sort of splattered all over the place right now.
     
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  13. ReallyGreen

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    Huh? When did BMW become an unsafe car?
     
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  14. subspace

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    My car says...
    That I am cheap and hard for large men to ride in! :D
     
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  15. master jey

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    BMW 500 most unsafe car in the world i see them on bordures every day...
    my new hayabusa says thet he can ride all girls in the world at once :D
     

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