Mastubate - yuck!!!

subspace · Feb 13, 2010

Ok, so itâ€™s probably no secret that I (and you too, ya you reading this) love to masturbate. The one problem is the name â€“ I hate the word masturbate, itâ€™s so gross and not sexy at all. So, does anyone have a better term to use? All I can come up with is â€˜self-induced orgasmâ€™, I know itâ€™s lame but itâ€™s all I got! Help!!!

Death · Feb 14, 2010

I know, I hate that word, too. It's called onani or similar in many languages, or onanism instead of onani in English, and onanate, of course. That's better, I'd definitely say. It's quite widespread; even in Japan, onani is used.

Using the word in a positive way probably bothers some hardcore bible people, too, so that makes a positive use of the word even better.

InnocentFacade · Feb 14, 2010

I call it self-love =D

warp · Feb 14, 2010

"Self-love" seems really good.

sebastian · Feb 14, 2010

I'm partial to 'flogging the bishop' and 'enjoying myself'.

subspace · Feb 14, 2010

For the ladies, Spelunking!

Funny but still not sexy. I need something that exudes sexiness.

Obedient Little Puppy · Feb 14, 2010

Hmm...just 'touching myself', I guess

I don't know if it's really an ugly or distasteful word in my mind, but it can cause other problems too...what about when a young boy surnamed Bates receives an official letter? Master Bates...think of the piss taking he would endure!

sebastian · Feb 14, 2010

Ok, how about auto-eroticism?

subspace · Feb 14, 2010

Better, getting better.
Having erotic in the term definitely helps

kittengrey · Feb 16, 2010

you lucky people get to masturbate
I'm not allowed to anymore <<;;;
Unless he tells me to, but I don't enjoy myself ='(

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