MIRROR: Download from MEGA Click Here! Ok, so itâ€™s probably no secret that I (and you too, ya you reading this) love to masturbate. The one problem is the name â€“ I hate the word masturbate, itâ€™s so gross and not sexy at all. So, does anyone have a better term to use? All I can come up with is â€˜self-induced orgasmâ€™, I know itâ€™s lame but itâ€™s all I got! Help!!!