Humor BDSM =)

Discussion in 'General BDSM discussions' started by mensclub90, May 5, 2016.

  1. mensclub90

    mensclub90 New Member

    Little boy comes from kindergarten all scratched. Pope asks: - What is it? - Yes, dances around the Christmas tree were taken. - So what? - Christmas tree big ... little children ...
     
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    mensclub90 New Member

    A journalist interviews a sadist: - Tell me, in fact, hard to be a sadist? Sadist (mechanically sticking the butt to the journalist): - Well, as you say ... I think probably not harder than, say, a journalist ... The wife and husband in bed ... - Honey, please tell me these three words from I would be on the 7th heaven. - Please Hmm: rope in the closet! The apostle Peter at the gates of heaven meets customers: One asks: - Sins were? - Well, were there a couple of times adultery. - The hell ... another asks: - Sins were? - Yes, gluttonize, but sorry ... - in purgatory for a thousand years on the water, and Herbalife ... Third asks: - Sinful? - It is very sinful, sexual pervert, particularly masochistic. - The Paradise reptile ...))))
     
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    mensclub90 New Member

    Comes husband tired from work, he is met by his wife in sexy underwear, hands him two Cords - Tie me, darling, and do whatever you want! He tied it and went fishing!))
     

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