It was not Astrid Pitka’s voice, but the figure that appeared in the clearing purple haze could well have been her twin.
“It wasn’t a problem,†Herniame told her, “But we both felt something odd on the way from the Bottomley’s to the Port Quay. Has Fumblebum said anything about any activity in the area?â€
“Not that he’s told me about,†the woman said. “As far as I know, all the Port Quays are completely clear. No one suspects anything. Do you think anyone saw you?â€
Herniame was clambering off the raft as she spoke, and Peter followed.
“Hello,†the woman said to Peter. “I’m Maria Bolnya. It’s so nice to meet you after having heard so much about you. Chancellor Fumblebum speaks very highly of you, you know. I don’t suppose it would be possible to see…?â€
“Not now,†said Peter and Herniame at once.
Maria nodded. “Quite right. You need to get him to the safety of Sandrock, I suppose.â€
“I’m sorry,†said Herniame, much to Peter’s surprise. “I know the Port Quays are some of the safest buildings in the country, but we still have quite a walk in the countryside. If someone was watching us at the other end and works out where we’ve gone, we don’t have much backup around here to help us.â€
“What makes your house safe?†asked Peter suddenly. “I mean, you’ve just been on about these Port Quays being safe and then hurrying to get to safety at your house, but your parents aren’t at all magical, are they? I’m sure you said…â€
“Yes, I’m a broodpod,†said Herniame, and Maria flinched at the word. “My parents aren’t magical, and they aren’t there right now. Fumblebum helped to put some protection in place. He says that the grounds of Sandrock are as safe as Fessewarts, and we only have to call and he’ll have the place swarming with his people in minutes. I don’t intend to be making any calls if I can help it, so I’m not advertising the fact that you’re here. I want some time alone with just you, me and Wong, that’s all.â€
Maria said nothing, but Peter could see the broad grin on her face. For the second time, Peter wondered if he had really made the right choice in coming with Herniame rather than suffering the extraordinary desires of Lotta and Inger for a little longer.
* * * * *
“Hurry
up, Peter,†insisted Herniame as Peter stumbled for the third time.
“What makes you think wizards can see in the dark?†grumbled Peter. “Why don’t we just light the spell crops like I suggested in the first place?â€
Herniame regarded him scornfully. “I can see perfectly well,†she informed him. “We don’t want to risk anyone seeing us, do we? I can’t feel whatever it was around near the Bottomleys, and I want to keep it that way. Oh
do come on. We’re nearly there.â€
Herniame stopped so abruptly that Peter bumped into her. “What now?†he demanded.
“We’re here.â€
“We’re where?†asked Peter. “There’s nothing.â€
In front of them was a high wall for as far as Peter could see in either direction, and along the top of it were several strands of barbed wire.
“Alarmed,†said Herniame, pointing at the barbed wire and with a note of pride in her voice. “I had it done myself.â€
“Not much use when a dark wizard flies over the top on a Flying Phallus,†said Peter grouchily. “So how do we get in? There’s no gate.â€
“There are sensors pointing straight up,†declared Herniame. “Anything up to around ten thousand feet will set off a warning, so that takes care of most dark wizards, and the system can identify a low-flying aircraft and even tell you the type. It spots birds as well. And keeps a log of them, without setting the alarms off.â€
“Hey! This wall is round your house?â€
“Yes, of course.â€
“So how big is your house, for goodness sake?â€
“
For goodness sake,†replied Herniame. “Peter! Such restrained language!â€
“All right, all right. I’m tired, fed up, and uncomfortable. We’ve trudged through dirt, mud and brambles, along tracks of dirt and gravel that no self-respecting rat would want to be seen dead on. And now you tell me that you have a house surrounded by a wall large enough to enclose a palace, or at least a stately home. What’s going on? What sort of place do you live in?â€
“Well…†Herniame looked uncomfortable.
“Well?â€
“I suppose you could call it a sort of stately home. Some people might. I don’t.â€
“You’re not telling me you live in a stately home,†said Peter. “I won’t believe you. Who do you think you are?â€
“I’m Herniame Grimwaite,†said Herniame at once. “I’m the same Herniame Grimwaite who spent the last two terms with you at Fessewarts. I’m a witch, and my parents are non-magical people. They’re….â€
“They’re Lord and Lady Grimwaite!†Peter finished for her. “Herniame, why on Earth didn’t you tell me?â€
“I did try, once or twice,†Herniame insisted defensively. “You didn’t seem very interested, so I didn’t bother. I didn’t think it was polite to be talking about my parents, when yours…. Well, you know.â€
Although he could not see her very well in the darkness, Peter knew that Herniame was blushing.
“All right,†he said, trying to keep his voice level. “So, how do we get in? I can’t see a gate.â€
“Oh, that’s no problem. It’s hidden on this side, and I didn’t want to go in the main entrance. Watch this.â€
Herniame produced her spell crop, tapped the wall twice and muttered a few words. Immediately, the wall parted, an iron gate appeared and swung open. Inside was a pathway winding across lawns towards a huge building. As they stepped through the gateway, lights came on by the sides of the path, illuminating their way to the steps up to the grand terrace at the back of the house.
Herniame giggled. “I love this view of the house at night. I used to come out here when I was little and run up and down the paths in the moonlight. Mummy and Daddy were always furious with me. They kept telling me the wild animals would get me if I was on my own in the dark, but I never took any notice. I loved the night, and I still do.â€
On the terrace, the doors to the house swung open for them.
“Come on,†said Herniame, taking Peter’s hand.
She led him through a long corridor and into a huge ballroom. It was in darkness.
“Wait for me here,†said Herniame. “I’m just going to get ready.â€
“Ready?†asked Peter, but Herniame was already on her way down the corridor.
As far as Peter could see, there was no light switch on the wall near the door to the ballroom, but there were several comfortable chairs. He sat down and waited, peering into the darkness and trying to make out the rest of the room. He could only see a few yards into it with the light from the corridor, and he was wondering whether to illuminate his spell crop to take a look around. He decided that might be unwise. After all, in a house this size there must be other people, staff employed to look after the house and the grounds, and Peter had no idea whether they were wizarding or non-magical. Herniame’s parents knew of her powers as a witch, obviously, although they had no powers of their own, but it seemed likely they would have done their utmost to keep the secret from anyone else. A moment’s carelessness by Peter could be highly embarrassing for Herniame.
As Peter’s eyes became accustom to the darkness in the room, he began to be able to make out some of it. The ceiling was far above him, with chandeliers hanging from it. On the walls were oil paintings, presumably of Herniame’s ancestors, but it was too dark to see the faces clearly. In the centre of the room, there seemed to be a statue of some sort, although Peter could hardly see it. He stared at it. There was something very odd about it, and it seemed out of place.
Peter stood up. It had to be some sort of trick of the light, but he was quite convinced that the statue had just moved. Perhaps it was his eyes playing tricks. Perhaps he had stared at it for too long. He walked into the darkness towards the statue.
It moved. He was now certain. He drew his spell crop and went forward cautiously.
A light came on behind the figure, illuminating it in silhouette. It was a woman, standing upright although Peter could not tell whether she was facing towards him or away from him. Her legs were slightly apart and her arms were slightly away from her body on either side. The contours of her body were in perfect proportion, and she appeared naked. Something trailed from her right hand to the floor. Peter froze, and then, when the figure did not move, he advanced slowly.
Everything happened at once. A spotlight came on, shining straight down from the ceiling on the woman. Her right arm moved rapidly and there was a sharp
crack, and Peter’s spell crop flew out of his hand and across the room. There was another sharp
crack and something coiled around Peter’s neck, dragging him forward. In the second or two before he was pulled against the figure in front of him, he realised that it was indeed a woman, facing him and not naked but wearing a figure-hugging leather catsuit, her long, black hair cascading over her shoulders.
“Hello, Peter,†she purred.
“We’re going to have a wonderful time,†said Herniame from behind him. “Peter, you have no idea how exciting it is when you really start to explore pain properly. Wong Wei is just perfect.â€
Herniame cracked her whip, and then she took aim.
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