MIRROR: Download from MEGA Click Here! Dear Lordy, my other half decided it would be funny to buy me the book because I have been bitching about it so I thought I would read it. I'm only about a third into it and cannot believe the hype around this. Even if I wasnt taking it from a bdsm stand point, it's mediocre at best, and annoying at worst. I just can't get into it but Im forcing myself. It's not a turn on in the slightest so I just don't get it. And the way he takes a virgin and wants her to sign a contract of submission when she has no points of reference for anything other than one day of sex with him is ridiculous. How can you agree to something when you have no idea what it entails?! And I won't even start on the multiple orgasms from someone who apparently doesnt even masterbate and convenient total lack of gag reflex she has *sigh. And yeah, if I'd written Twilight I would want some major royalties for the rip off. Ok moan over.